Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Checklane 9

I was working checklane 9 the other night. This couple walks up. She places an opened E.P.T two pack on the belt. One E.P.T. was missing. About a foot behind the little pink box there were a couple frozen pizzas, a diet coke, a six pack of beer, mint chocolate chip ice cream and oreos. She was ornery but not especially rude. He seemed a little aloof.

So, vote below in the comments section. Was the test positive or negative?

6 comments:

abbybrossette said...

she couldn't wait to get home? ewwwww NASTY

DeCrescenzo Family Blog said...

Hmmm...I'm guessing positive.

The beer was his. The rest was hers. :)

Kelly said...

If she's eating like that, it's gotta be positive and she's feeling the freedom to eat whatever because it's just gonna come back up!

Brossettelewis said...

false negative, sadly she may have wasted a test on the i-gotta-test-and-know-now-evening pee and plans to 'drink up' before testing in the morning with her first-o-the-mornin' pee. All that other crap is just in case, then she can binge.

I know for a fact that Target sells $4 single tests that work just fine. No need for a 2pk unless you are trying (of which Manboy should lay off the juice for the sake of his 'team') or you have no self discipline (which may have gotten you in this predicament in the first place).

I'm excited "Posts from Checklane 9" and "Tales from the Clinic" all in the same blog!

Kelly said...

Dude if you want to talk pricing, I hear the dollar store tests work pretty darn well!

JOHNICA said...

AMANDA BROSSETTE!!!! how the heck are you! o this is Monica Watson (phelps)! wow orem is only 1 hour away from me dang!