Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Hairy Beast

I wont this:
I know. I know. It is a foul beast. But I want it so bad. It called to me from the aisle from which it sat at JCPenny's. It is so overpriced. It's like a hollow puppy that Tony wouln't let me have from the adopt-a-dog carnival at the PetCo. I want it. I would snuggle it and pet it and love it and call it Steadman.

1 comment:

Brossettelewis said...

Would it replace Fat Shelby? It wouldn't eat your &^%$# shoes.