Parking is a beast on campus. I normally arrive 20 minutes early so I can circle the parking lot until i find a victim to stalk to their car. I followed a guy to his car this morning, turned on my blinker and waited for him to load his backpack and reverse.
And then, a red Camero speed up and whipped into the spot. Jerk. For a moment I thought of rolling down the window and yell, but instead I decided to do a little auto intimidation. (thanks to libby for the lessons) I sat in my car and watched him take my spot, I continued to sit there while he removed his backpack and opened his red bull. Then he noticed me still sitting there. I just stared at him. As he started walking towards the building I held up my phone to snap a pic of his licence. I didn’t really take a picture, but he sure thought I did. I slowly followed him to the school. He kept looking over is shoulder, and sure enough I was still following. I'm sure images of a large scratch along the door of his car or four deflated tires were flashing through his mind.
He walked in the building and I resumed my search for a parking spot. The parking Gods were smiling down because I found one on my next loop. As I pulled in, guess who was parked in the spot adjacent to mine? None other than the red Camero.
Do I leave a nasty note, deflate his tires with and extra bobbie pin in my ashtray or just ram him?
3 comments:
Do something passive aggressive like taping a straight pin and a red toy car to his driver window ala vodoo doll. I know Samantha had to have left a few toys in your car.
PS: YAY for the blog being reborn. School, marriage, living w/ Shelby....It's gunna be good.
YEAH
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