short hair and a big bag

Earlier today I was complaining about my hair and a friend sent me a picture and suggested I get my hair cut like this:


Now, I am so very flattered that you can look at a picture of Katie Holmes and somehow your brain thinks, “Manda Brossette could pull this look off.” Its very kind, but no, I wont be cutting my hair that short. Ever.

I have this theory about fat girls and short hair and big bags. Fat girls think, “I’m gross. I want a new look” so they cut their hair short, shorter and shorter. That didn’t really help. So they go out and get a big bag to carry around. Like maybe a big bag will distract from my large abdomen. Who knows.

So, yeah. I refuse to do it. I won’t cut my hair short or get a bag thats big enough to put an entire box of krispy kreme in....and no glittery belts either.