Isn't that how life works in Utah? You mess up somehow, and you are banished from the east-side, to live with your teenage lover (because you love each other), then choose one of two paths according to your gender.
1)Little boys get big man jobs working in construction or some other kind of contract work, then on payday go to strip clubs and work on their "sleeper" Honda civics. Then they become alcoholics and beat their wives until finally they are sent to prison, released back into the real world, get another manual labor job, meet a woman with kids, live together, then find out she is a meth addict, start drinking again, get kicked out, and become homeless.
2) Happily "in love" little girls with a bun in the oven become cranky and scary, causing their husbands to find entertainment in heavy drinking, strip clubs, and wife beating, inciting charges of spousal abuse and incarceration for the bread winner, leaving the girl to get a job at a grocery store, start doing meth, find a sexually driven ex-con boyfriend, then... did you see that? There was a bug... Um.. where was I? Oh yeah, ex-con.. AH! There it is again! AAH! THERES MORE! GET THEM OFF OF ME! THEY ARE UNDER MY SKIN!! AAAHHHHAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!AA!A
And that, friends, is why when a boy on the east side says "C'mon, don't you love me?", you should say "No... you wanna watch High School Musical 3 again?!"
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baahhahahaha, sounds like a J.L. thing.
With all those dirty whores? Oh the shame! They can't build a nice clean one with a park city lodge feel for the rich kids?
Isn't that how life works in Utah? You mess up somehow, and you are banished from the east-side, to live with your teenage lover (because you love each other), then choose one of two paths according to your gender.
1)Little boys get big man jobs working in construction or some other kind of contract work, then on payday go to strip clubs and work on their "sleeper" Honda civics. Then they become alcoholics and beat their wives until finally they are sent to prison, released back into the real world, get another manual labor job, meet a woman with kids, live together, then find out she is a meth addict, start drinking again, get kicked out, and become homeless.
2) Happily "in love" little girls with a bun in the oven become cranky and scary, causing their husbands to find entertainment in heavy drinking, strip clubs, and wife beating, inciting charges of spousal abuse and incarceration for the bread winner, leaving the girl to get a job at a grocery store, start doing meth, find a sexually driven ex-con boyfriend, then... did you see that? There was a bug... Um.. where was I? Oh yeah, ex-con.. AH! There it is again! AAH! THERES MORE! GET THEM OFF OF ME! THEY ARE UNDER MY SKIN!! AAAHHHHAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!AA!A
And that, friends, is why when a boy on the east side says "C'mon, don't you love me?", you should say "No... you wanna watch High School Musical 3 again?!"
I'm not even sure who I'm talking to anymore.
Sex is bad.
I think I like Grant too now.
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