Yup, you read that right. Sad news huh?
I asked Alex the other night if he was going to marry me and he said he wasn't planning on it. I also asked him about getting a puppy for me and he said maybe. I think I just got to pick my battles with this boy and I really do want a puppy.
So sorry ladies, no big rock, no wedding colors, vomit enducing gift registry, skanky boob enhancing corset dress or amazing 12 layer wedding cake.
He did give me a $20 as he left this morning. He told me to "Go buy yourself something nice. Like a Sody." Plus he kills bugs, lifts heavy stuff and checks under my car for parts after I hit small animals. Thats all you really need right?
2 comments:
sody? Sody-pop or some creepy cartoon (google). Congrats on maybe getting a dog.
Ya know, my ring has never loved me back, my cake didn't lick my face when I got home, and I forgot to even wear the bust enhancing thingy with my dress.
Along with your list, make sure he can reach high things. unclog toilets, and kill warehouse mice.
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