Last night was my Economics midterm. Here are a few things I was daydreaming about while I should have been focused on my test.
- Why do people walk up to the counter and breathlessly ask where the bathroom is. They are desperately urgent. I mean, cant you feel the urine coming?
- Tapeworms or another type of parasite would be an excellent weigh loss method. If only I could figure out how to inject them and then come up with an antibiotic to kill them after they sucked 20lbs out of you, I would be a millionaire.
- Why in high school was I not invited to go to the Barbara Barrington Jones extravaganza "Be Your Best Self" week getaway? I mean was I already my best self or did they think I was already too far gone?
- You know on the radio they traffic report says traffic is "stop and go" Its really not going. Its just stopped. Silly traffic report girl.
I finally finished my test. It was a toughie. I was like just 5 pages of terms that I was supposed to define, true false and essay questions. Mr. Vincent where was the multiple choice and fill in the blank with a word box???
3 comments:
I'm working on that tapeworm thing...do you have 10 friends that would be willing to undergo a "procedure" for $20?
I'll do it !!!!
I'll do it too!
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